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This
guy plays a million notes per minute. He has been called
“the Six-Million-Note-Man” by critics nationwide. His
ability to repeatedly play 256th notes has won him praise
for playing ability, and criticism from the American
Federation of Musicians for un-authorized use of excessive
amounts of notes! It is reported that Jammin’ Jim owes
some $457,385.42 in back-royalties for using notes that
other artists have used in the past. His lawyers are
presently working on a deal to reimburse all the artists
of the world for his extensive use of musical frequencies.
Asked about
how he got started, Jammin' relates a story about how,
at the age of four, he got his fingers stuck in the
strings of a guitar, and couldn't get them out. Consequently,
he's been playing music ever since. And his fingers
are still tangled up in the strings. Still, this does
not stop the man from pleasing crowds wherever he goes.
He delights in appearing at local venues when he is
in town on tour.
Jammin’
Jim’s love of music has enabled him to participate in
such events as Summerfest, State Fair, HarleyFest, South
Side Water Frolics (not watersports), Brady Street Festival,
Brookfield Lions Days, Butler Days, Greenfield Days,
Knights Of Columbus, Lion's Days in Lyon, New Berlin
Fire Department, Sussex Lions Days, West Allis Western
Days, community festivals, country clubs in the 4-state
region, bars, nightclubs, weddings, private and corporate
parties, street parties, improv recitals at the campfire,
and studio sessions with many prominent artists. His
recent involvement with one of the Milwaukee metro area’s
premier groups, “Front Page News” promises to be a revelation
of talent unequalled by area artists in more than 15
years.
Front Page
News spokesperson Bette T has called this collaboration
a “spectacular opportunity”, and promised that the good
old boys and girls will inaugurate Jammin’ Jim into
the truly creative realm of Front Page News! It promises
to be an unforgettable show!
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